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Hilarious Minecraft Pickup Lines:
You must be a health potion because when I’m with you my hearts are always full.
Are you a blaze? Because you’re on fire!
Are you a light source? Because you’re keeping all my monsters away!
Hey babe, let’s change your spawn location to my place.
Are you a good builder? Want to build a relationship?
Am I lagging, or did your smile just make time stand still?
You must be from the end because you are out of this world!
I am not a professional miner, but I can make your bed-rock.
Are you a block of dirt? Because I dig you.
Redstone is red, Lazuli is blue, you’re as hot as the lava I fell into.
Top Minecraft one Liners:
Let’s explore new territory together!
You must be a torch, because you light up my cave.
I am falling in love with you. Let’s meet up. I swear I am not a crazy old man.
Are you a pig? Because I could put a saddle on u and ride u all night.
Are you diamond armor? Because im into you!
Are you a diamond pickaxe? Because I’m harder than obsidian
Are you the nether? Because your hot
If you are an enderdragon, can I take care for your egg
Baby, I’m a creeper and you’re the moon. I’m gonna cry, because you’re gonna leave me soon.
I’m like a zombie and you’re like the sun.. You light me on fire.
Redstone is red, Lapis is blue. I would sacrifice my diamonds just to be with you.
Are you the End? Because you’re out of this world!
Whats up girl wanna go strip mining?
I must be gravel, because I’m falling for you.
I will do all the digging; you just sit back and relax.
When I saw you, my Sapling grew!
No I’m not dirt. I’m gravel, because I’m falling for you.
You must be from nether, because you are out of this world.
Can I tame you and ride your forever?
Hey baby, let’s go to my house and change your spawn location.
Why dont you take off that armor and lets see what your skin looks like.
I’m like a zombie and you’re like the sun – you light me on fire!
You must be a pressure plate, because you turn me on.
I’m a pig… You’ve got a saddle… What are we waiting for?
If I was a creeper, I’d go to your bedroom and explode all over you.
I’d like to fertilize your crops with my bonemeal.
Are you a torch? Because you light up my world.
Are you an enderman? Because I wanna look at your eyes
Are you a creeper? Because you make my heart explode
Did i mention youre looking opti-FINE tonight.
I will let you chop my wood with your mouth
You are about to make my creeper explode!
Are you a lever? Because you turn me on.
I’m like TNT… Touch me and I go boom.
Are you a pig? Because I wanna ride you.
Are you bone meal? Because you make my wood grow!
Hey, baby. Let’s make like a couple of NPCs on the set of Minecraft Monster’s, Inc.
Lets go back to my place , I will show you my biome.
Are you a Witch? Because I’m under your spell
MY FACE IS UP HERE! But my diamond sword is down here
Want me to touch your fuel rod?
If you were ore, I’d mine you all night long!
Hey baby, wanna come back to my base and let me explode my creeper in your mine tunnel?
Hey Girl! Are u a tree farm? Because every time I see you I get wood.
Girl are you obsidian? Because I heard you like it hard
Baby youre my mob grinder!
I am not a professional miner, but I can make your bed-rock
Are you a slimeball? Because you make my piston sticky
You have beautiful skin.
Do you have a Diamond Pickaxe? Because I’m as hard as Obsidian.
You must be made of bonemeal, because baby you make me grow 10 feet tall
Are you a pumpkin? Because enderman loves you.
Speaking of pistons are you a slime ball cause you’re making my piston sticky.
Is that a creeper in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a skeleton? Because your so thin
Will you go on a date with me? Come over to my place, I will prepare a feast of roasted pork and golden apples.
Are you Gravel? Because im falling for you!
My love for you is like the creeper. I will chase you down until I explode.
Are you a redstone torch? Because you’re activating my sticky piston
Do you want to come over and play some Minecraft on Saturday night?
I know I’m not an Endermen but I just want to pick you up and take you away with me.
Let’s entered the love mode and breed.
Are you Steve? Because you’re so cute
Are you glowstone baby? Because you light up my world!
You must be a redstone torch, because you’re extending my piston!
Are you a chest? Because I’ve got a lot to put in you.
I will need a pickaxe to dig the diamond out of your eyes.
You must be ice, because I’ve been waiting to pick you up for a long time.
Sexual Minecraft Pickup Lines:
Can I fertilize your crop with my bonemeal?
What’s up girl? Want to go strip mining?
Are you a slimeball? Because you make my piston sticky.
Are you a skeleton? You gave me quite a bone there.
If I was a creeper, I’d go to your bedroom and explode all over you.
MY FACE IS UP HERE! But my diamond sword is down here.
Are you a Minecraft wolf? Because I’d love to give you my bone.
Are you a pig? Because I wanna ride you all night long.
I’m a pig… You’ve got a saddle… What are we waiting for?
Are you a diamond pickaxe? Because I’m as hard as obsidian.
Let’s enter the love mode and breed.
If you were a horse, I would ride you all night long.
Cute Minecraft Pick-Up lines:
Be my Enderman and take me away.
Your heart is my favorite diamond.
Oh, you look so sweet! Are you from the sugarcane?
My pickaxe is so happy! Are you a diamond ore?
Do you want me to tame you? Then be my Minecraft dog.
Feel like sand because of falling for you.
It’s hard to find you. Are you a diamond ore?
You are so cute! Wanna be my Steve?
How about breeding together?
Stop lighting me on fire! I feel like a zombie under the sun.
You are so unique; are you a diamond?
Be my Minecraft wolf, and I’ll give you my bone.
Do you want to play Minecraft with me? I’ll do the digging for you.
My creeper is to explode because of you!
Let me be your Enderman, and you’ll be my pumpkin.
More Minecraft Pick Up Lines:
Wanna get dirty in a dirt house?
Are you a redstone torch? Because you’re activating my sticky piston.
Hey babe, are you a furnace? Because I want to put my meat in you.
Will I be the best digger on the server if I can dig into your ass?
You must be a pressure plate because you turn me on.
Hey Girl! Are you a tree farm? Because every time I see you I get wood.
Why don’t you take off that armor and let’s see what your skin looks like?
Are you a chest? Because I’ve got a lot to put in you.
Hey girl, are you a tree? Because I’d hit that.
Are you diamond armor? Because I want to be in you.
Are you a sticky piston? Because when I hold you I never want to let go.
You must be a redstone torch because you’re extending my piston!
Romantic Minecraft Pick-up lines:
You’ve spelled me! Are you a Witch?
Let me be your torch. I want to light up your world.
Wanna explore the territory together?
Let me be your sun, and you’ll be my zombie.
Do you want to enter the love mode with me?
Do you want me to make your bed-rock? I’ll be your professional miner.
My heart is full. Are you a health potion?
Want me to beat your wood for you?
I feel hacked by you!
Good at building in Minecraft? Let’s then build a relationship.
Wanna eat my cake, sweetie?
I think I’m a creeper because you make me explode over you!
Let’s find our biome.
I know why Herobrine lost his eyes. He must be looking for you.
You remind me of the dragon egg because you are unique.
Flirting Minecraft Pick-up lines:
Feeling like sand because you make me fall for you.
Would you like to tame me?
My diamonds are precious as you.
My world has lightened up! You are a true glowstone baby.
Wanna change the spawn location? My house is the solution.
Everything is lagging. Is that you smiling?
Do you know what you have in common with a pressure plate? You turn me on!
Be my chest; I have something to put in you.
512×512 is a perfect texture pack. Perfect like you.
Like golden apples? Come over to my home.
Have some rest; I’ll do the digging.
Wanna be my ore so that I’d dig you?
I want to look at you as if I’m looking at the Enderman.
I’m falling for you, my gravel!
I need a JourneyMap because you make me lost.