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35 Doctor pickup lines

Organ transplants can be very dangerous, but I’d give you my heart anytime
Let’s exchange genetic information!
I didn’t believe angels were real until I saw your smile
You’re the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won’t save me.
I get all Kluver-Bucy around you.
ICU in my dreams.

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If I said you had a monoclonal antibody, would you hold it against me?
Wanna go study some anatomy?
Are you an angel? Because I haven’t blinked since I first saw your face.
Feezes are red. The Tardis is blue. Custard is sweet and so are you.
Are you a Tardis? Cause when I look into your eyes I feel like I’m flying around the universe.
Am I attracted to you or is it just volatile blood sugars?
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you.

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Are you a C-reactive protein? Because you have a-cute phase.
You raise my dopamine levels.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
Want to play doctor with me? Although I should warn you that you’re likely to lose
Can I stick my fish fingers in your custard?
Are you drowning? Because I’m feeling the urge to give you CPR.
Can I be your ophthalmologist ‘cause I can’t stop looking into your eyes.

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Are you my appendix? I have a gut feeling I should take you out.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
You’d better be a cardiologist, because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
You get my heart racing like an epinephrine drip.
You don’t look so good. You need a lot of Vitamin ‘ME’
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you.

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You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
I hope someday to be your emergency contact.
Did I mention it also travels in time?
Are you COPD? Because you take my breath away.
You’re systemic and I’m pulmonary. Though we may be divided, together we are one.
I just want to swab you up and down, then left and right, until we’re both afebrile.
You said I should eat healthy but I just want to eat your sweet cheeks
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.

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